"My tan is darker than ever, my implants are in place, chin cap tightly sewn
in place, Mom's bills are paid, even changed my name, ...my fake teeth are
glaring white, my dyed black hair is glistening, my snake like attitude and
behavior is in full gear...and I ask myself why can't I ever get a date?"

Older Gay Male Citizen, Watching Time Pass Him By Working In the Fabricated
Media Biz, 2004.