Promise me, Pooh, that you won't forget me ever,
because if I thought you would, I wouldn't leave.

Literature > A.A. Milne > Winnie the Pooh

He was a bold man who first ate an oyster.
- - Jonathan Swift

I'm not in denial, I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.

-Calvin and Hobbes

People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream; what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
-- Xander

Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.
-- a vampire in an alternate reality when told that the Slayer is named "Buffy."

Sometimes it hurts more then we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank.
-- David Boreanaz "Angel"

They say we all lose 21 grams at the exact moment of our death... everyone. The weight of a stack of nickels. The weight of a chocolate bar. The weight of a hummingbird...

Growing up sucks..And not all kisses are magic and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships.. It all falls together perfectly, and it's incredible..It's those moments, no matter how depressingly or few and far between they are that make growing up worth it, and it'll be okay.-Dawsons creek

"Can't get enough nuts? Grab a Snickers." ~ S commercial

As you may know, I spent the last three months in Africa. A
wondrous, magical place. But as shadows lengthen across the KHBR
window, thoughts turn to homecoming. Journey's end. Because in a
sense, it's the coming back, the return which gives meaning to the going
forth. We really don't know where we've been until we've come back to
where we were. Only, where we were may not be as it was because of
who we've become. Which is, after all, why we left.

-- Bernard (3.21)

"Once you get on the plane, they tell you the name of the pilot. But no one ever says, 'Oh, he's good!'"

David Spade

"God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily."

~ Author Unknown

It is far more difficult to murder a phantom than a reality.

-Virginia Woolf

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

"I think God appreciates it even more. 'Cause he created you in His image -- at least that's what I was always taught -- and since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes then you must be exactly the way He wants you to be, the way He intended you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear, and every faggot. We're all His Emmett, and He loves us all."

Ted to Emmett on 'Queer as Folk' season one.

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut
~Robert Newton Peck

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
- Lucy, Peanuts

"What language do you speak?"
"I got a brother who's stupid so I'm fluent in dumbass."
--Mad TV

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."

--Jim Carrey

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk her and hope that she panics and gives in.